GoldieBlox Erotica preemptively sues GoldieBlox Toy Company

I know we’ve been getting a ton of negative press from our preemptive efforts to protect our fair use rights, but come on bitches! We’re just asking for a declaratory judgment, which is a fairly standard move after someone claims that you violated their rights. We’re not asking for money or nuthin’ we just wanna declare that the use is fair use!